Alternative Swear Words

firedancer5174 · 11-03-2005, 02:15 PM

What do you say when swearing just isn't an option?

My new favorite is "Biscuits!"

CuteKitten2C · 11-03-2005, 03:05 PM

I say poop a lot.

11-03-2005, 04:49 PM

is crap a swear word?

MariposaBonita · 11-03-2005, 05:08 PM

I just try not to swear at all....

11-03-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MariposaBonita

I just try not to swear at all....

aw bull-biscutes 'n fuff dookie libnish, thats a lie donut.

iburn · 11-03-2005, 11:01 PM

i cuss like a damn sailor, but when my daughter is around, i say "shiitake" (like the mushroom) instead of shit a lot....

holy shiitake! hehe

arabiangrl21 · 11-03-2005, 11:20 PM

my favorite alternate is "son of a monkey-goat" rather than s.o.b....

Rabbit · 11-03-2005, 11:37 PM

I usually say whatever I want. At work, I keep it to damn... no one seems to mind.

MariposaBonita · 11-04-2005, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Neo Medic77

aw bull-biscutes 'n fuff dookie libnish, thats a lie donut.

Ah ha...

shush... I accidentally taught my nephew how to say shit yesterday... so I'm really trying not to say any swear words now.

TheLoneOne · 11-04-2005, 08:42 AM

I just mouth the cuss words. hehe

CuteKitten2C · 11-04-2005, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MariposaBonita

Ah ha...

shush... I accidentally taught my nephew how to say shit yesterday... so I'm really trying not to say any swear words now.

That's how I am too.

My daughter just pickes up on the words wayyyy too easily so I have to be very very careful.

MariposaBonita · 11-04-2005, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CuteKitten2C

That's how I am too.

My daughter just pickes up on the words wayyyy too easily so I have to be very very careful.

Yeah.. I took a pan out of the oven and the next thing I know he's running around the kitchen screaming "Shit! Shit! Shit!"...

CuteKitten2C · 11-04-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MariposaBonita

Yeah.. I took a pan out of the oven and the next thing I know he's running around the kitchen screaming "Shit! Shit! Shit!"...

and once they start it is almost impossible to get them to stop

Johnboat · 11-16-2005, 04:56 PM

I've taken to replacing God with Bob.
~Bob-damnit.
~Oh my dear Bob.
You get the idea.

Also been saying 'blessed cow dung' instead of 'holy shit'.

RunsonInsanity · 11-18-2005, 10:22 PM

A friend of mine, always would say, Sugar, Honey, Ice Tea. I asked her, and what is that suppose to mean, she said to take the first letter off of each word, and then I would know.

I had to laugh, because Mikayla got that new movie Madagascar, and well, you will see when you see it!

**Exitilus** · 11-19-2005, 03:06 PM

Holy Snikes Batman!!! ...

...

Or f00k .....

hippiefish_21 · 11-19-2005, 03:21 PM

fiddle stick as my aunt judy says

RunsonInsanity · 11-19-2005, 11:22 PM

Lisa and I use to use alternate curse words in school. Futher Mucking Fitch was one of them we used a lot.

PrettyLuckyGurl · 11-20-2005, 08:48 AM

i like 'fudge knuckles' it is my all-purpose not-swear word.

Geronimo · 11-21-2005, 08:49 PM

Frikken,fudge,bunnannuna/bull manure,twitch,fraggin,Drek,ummm a few others

11-03-2005, 02:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
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iburn One Very Hot Apple Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 29 Posts: 3,590 My Mood:	i cuss like a damn sailor, but when my daughter is around, i say "shiitake" (like the mushroom) instead of shit a lot.... holy shiitake! hehe __________________ *The world's a fiction and made up of contradiction.*

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arabiangrl21 #1 Derek Wrangler Administrator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Idaho Age: 26 Posts: 967 My Mood:	my favorite alternate is "son of a monkey-goat" rather than s.o.b.... __________________ I may be indecisive but I know what I want!!! History Chick Some days you're the pidgeon, some days you're the statue....

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Rabbit Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30 Posts: 1,760 My Mood:	I usually say whatever I want. At work, I keep it to damn... no one seems to mind. __________________ I'll be over here in the corner, living censorship-free, should anyone require my services.

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TheLoneOne Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Private Age: 30 Posts: 2,796 My Mood:	I just mouth the cuss words. hehe __________________ Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? Sorry... must've missed it.

11-16-2005, 04:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
Johnboat Mondu's Sperm Bank Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28 Posts: 3,345 My Mood:	I've taken to replacing God with Bob. ~Bob-damnit. ~Oh my dear Bob. You get the idea. Also been saying 'blessed cow dung' instead of 'holy shit'. __________________ My cult like following is now taking applications.

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RunsonInsanity Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 29 Posts: 1,913 My Mood:	A friend of mine, always would say, Sugar, Honey, Ice Tea. I asked her, and what is that suppose to mean, she said to take the first letter off of each word, and then I would know. I had to laugh, because Mikayla got that new movie Madagascar, and well, you will see when you see it! __________________

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11-19-2005, 11:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
RunsonInsanity Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 29 Posts: 1,913 My Mood:	Lisa and I use to use alternate curse words in school. Futher Mucking Fitch was one of them we used a lot. __________________

11-20-2005, 08:48 AM	#19 (permalink)
PrettyLuckyGurl go ninja. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Age: 23 Posts: 407 My Mood:	i like 'fudge knuckles' it is my all-purpose not-swear word. __________________ Kiss Me

11-21-2005, 08:49 PM	#20 (permalink)
Geronimo Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 34 Posts: 1,572 My Mood:	Frikken,fudge,bunnannuna/bull manure,twitch,fraggin,Drek,ummm a few others __________________ *It was actually fun.*

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