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| Schizoid Insominac Honorary Crazed Psycho Join Date: May 2004 Location: Private Age: 27
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My Mood: | Hmmm.... What to do... What to do... got an e-mail from mom today asking me "Hey, can you take the cat? I'm out from the house too long for me to be able to take care of her..." The cat've been a part of my life for like almost 15 years now... Only problem I see is... I can't because of the lease here with my apartment complex. They don't allow pets... But I have been thinking a bit lately about maybe moving to a smaller place for myself, thus saving money on rent... Don't know ... *thinks* |
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 | Hmm. quite the qaundry you've got. My advice would be to move to the smaller apartment to save money and then spend the money you saved on exotic spices to properly prepare the cat as a scrumptious meal. I hear saffron can make anything pallateable so might I suggest also purchasing some of that "mystery meat" from your local grocer.
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| Sock Violater Site Owner | So ... you hate the cat? ![]()
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| Schizoid Insominac Honorary Crazed Psycho Join Date: May 2004 Location: Private Age: 27
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My Mood: | Naw, the cat's a sweetie... Mom got a new job which is like 2 hours from the family home. So, she has an apartment near the new job and goes to the family house on the weekends. Hence why she was asking if I could take the cat... |
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank | Quote:
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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| Sock Violater Site Owner | just take the cat!! Don't tell your landlord ... ![]() and when he catches you coming in w/ a bag of cat food. Just tell him it tastes good ![]()
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood: | Yeah tell him you have to eat cat food cause the shmuck you work for won't buy you dinner. Derek: ![]()
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