10-14-2005, 11:50 PM
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| Sock Violater Site Owner  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
Posts: 5,454
My Mood:    | "It is better to live and forget, than to forget to live"
__________________ Beware the otter, for it is wise and terrible in the same way that bricks really hurt when they are thrown at you. Albert Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. |
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10-16-2005, 03:30 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
Posts: 2,499
My Mood:   | If you do something outrageous people will remember it.
__________________ A dragon you say? I poke him in the eye with my stick of pokeing +2  Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. |
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10-16-2005, 07:06 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood:  | Whatever you do, good or bad, comes back to you. So play nice. 
__________________ I'll be over here in the corner, living censorship-free, should anyone require my services. |
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10-16-2005, 08:24 PM
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My Mood:  | a perfect life is a balance of past present and future. live in the past and you miss out on the present and the chances for the future. Live in the present you forget the past and repeat thier mistakes in the future. live only for the future and you forget the past and miss a lot of the now. find a happy medium and thats the key to a great life.....(that and dont forget sugar lots and lots of sugar and coffee hehe) |
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10-17-2005, 12:24 PM
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| Sock Violater Site Owner Join Date: May 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
Posts: 5,454
My Mood: | I am God
__________________ Beware the otter, for it is wise and terrible in the same way that bricks really hurt when they are thrown at you. Albert Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. |
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10-17-2005, 03:35 PM
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| Darkside Tour Guide  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: West Virginia Age: 38
Posts: 1,283
My Mood:  | "What goes around comes around" "Life sucks, get a fucking helmet"
__________________ I am the bullet in the gun, I am the truth from which you run I am the Silencing Machine, I am the end of all your dreams. Before you criticize someone else, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes. |
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10-18-2005, 10:21 AM
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| Sock Violater Site Owner Join Date: May 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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My Mood: | Of course I believe it ... I wouldn't be crazy if i didn't!
__________________ Beware the otter, for it is wise and terrible in the same way that bricks really hurt when they are thrown at you. Albert Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. |
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10-18-2005, 04:50 PM
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
Posts: 3,345
My Mood:  | Many moons ago I posted this on a MySpace blog and have continued to update it. Anytime I say to myself "note to self" I actually write it down. It's a list of bits of wisdom that I constantly add to, remove from, modify, borrow from others. I guess this applys to this thread. So here's my list: Note to self... 1~ ...few things compare to a smoke after eating good Mexican food. 2~ ...Goldfish crackers are the best snack ever. 3~ ...all girls are crazy. 4~ ...gravity sucks (when comfortably numb). 5~ …don't hijack a bus if it's already heading to the location you want to go. 6~ …cigs and alcohol are quite tasty together. 7~ …Thin Mints are the best cookies ever made. 8~ …the meaning of life is 42. (Thank you; Douglas Adams.) 9~ …girls that wear ‘catholic school girl skirts’ are sexy. 10~ …plaid is cool. 11~ …mmm …bacon. 12~ …my ass looks great in jeans. … 14~ …sleep is underrated. 15~ …don’t cook bacon naked. 16~ …”Makin’ Bacon” + “Green Pants” = Guaranteed Good Time. 17~ …”When Harry Met Sally” is my bible. 18~ …when life gives you lemons: make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and throw a party. (Thank you; Ron White.) 19~ …I love the whooshing noise deadlines make as they go by. (Thank you; Douglas Adams.) 20~ …if “God” were to give a message to all of humanity it would read: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience’. (Thank you; Douglas Adams.) 21~ …ninjas don’t where capes.
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10-18-2005, 08:30 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood: | My fave Douglas Adams was always "there's an art to flying, the trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss". *edit so i dont doublepost* When you assume you make an ass out of u and me. ass/u/me.
__________________ A dragon you say? I poke him in the eye with my stick of pokeing +2 Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. Last edited by Gilgar; 10-18-2005 at 08:40 PM. |
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10-19-2005, 05:33 PM
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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Those are words to DIE by unless you've perfected the art of flying. 
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10-20-2005, 12:08 AM
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| Schizoid Insominac  Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California
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My Mood: | I can't think of many that I live by so I guess here's three... *Work like you don't need the money, love like you never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching. *Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking. *If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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Exitilus
Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? 
The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention. 
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