10-11-2005, 08:12 PM
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| go ninja.  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Age: 23
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My Mood:     | I'm Psychic...no...for real... I swear guys...i really think I need to start playing the lottery psychic incidents: *first I ever remember - We had just got our house in Denton when I was going to school there...I asked what we should name this huge tree we had in our back yard...without missing a beat my roommate and I both said 'Earl'....who would name a tree Earl? more importantly...who would name a tree...but that is entirely beside the point... *the first night we were in our house (one of the only nights there was no drugs or alcohol on the premises)me and my 3 roommates and like 3 of our friends were all sitting around in an empty living room coloring on envelopes with markers. (we were making this huge mural thing for our wall...long story) Anyway....so I think to myself....'you know what would really suck? If cops came to the door and saw a bunch of 18-21 year olds sitting around coloring...five minutes later a cop comes to the door because he got a noise complaint (mind you, we had a gazillion huge parties at that house and the cops never got called....the one and only time they came for that reason was when we were coloring in an empty house devoid of any illegal substances) *About 6 months ago i was sitting at a red light....had been for aboout 5 minutes...out of nowhere I think to myself...'you know what would suck? If I got rearended right now...' literally 30 seconds later I get smashed in my back end... * About 5 months ago, I'm sitting in my aunts car...she has gone inside a 7-11 to pay for some gas...I think to myself...'you know what i could use? A caramel cappuchino from 7-11' mind you my aunt has no idea I eveb drink coffee...and she brings me out a caramel cappuchino, because she just thought I might like one... *yesterday...I am just getting out of the shower and I think to myself 'you know what? The only one of my ex bf's that I have not heard from after we broke up is my very first....i wonder how he is doing' mind you I havent thought of this individual/seen him in 2 years and would have no way of contacting him even if i so chose to....5 minutes later i get online and my brother im's me saying that this guy keeps calling his phone (i gave my old phone to my bro) it was Josh....the ex I havent talked to in 2 years... so yeah.... Ms. Cleo, ain't got nothin on me.... 
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10-11-2005, 11:12 PM
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| go ninja. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Age: 23
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ooohhh most definetly  or 1-900 number....whichever 
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10-12-2005, 07:02 AM
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| Krazed Addicted Master  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood:  | *ques the theme for X-files* that's pretty messed up hunnie. any chance I can get a glimpse of my future? hehe
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10-12-2005, 05:12 PM
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| Darkside Tour Guide  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: West Virginia Age: 38
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My Mood:  | I'm psychotic too............. *oh, wait, she said psychic.....damn!!!* I mean, I have ESPN.... *grrrrrrrrrrrr.......dumbass* I've been away too long, missed you guys.
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10-12-2005, 08:50 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:  | First I'm calling Tres's new 1-900 number then I'm gonna download the theme for x-files, then I belive I will grab my shovel and light a torch. But all in all this post is just a bit of a rambling thing to make you have to read more to get to my point. Maybe I should mention what I did today just to make it a little more interesting. or maybe I'll just go on about nothing until you get tired of it and quit read ing. Okay here goes 5 DOLLARS TO WHOEVER CAN GUES WHAT i'M DOING WHILE i MAKE THIS POST.
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10-12-2005, 11:04 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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10-13-2005, 01:32 AM
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| go ninja. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Age: 23
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10-13-2005, 04:10 AM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood: | Uhh... well your aura's kinda greenish. So I've gotta go with Brit. I was gonna say jerking off, but this isn't in that forum.
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10-13-2005, 08:39 AM
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| Darkside Tour Guide Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: West Virginia Age: 38
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10-13-2005, 11:00 AM
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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... ...I'd pork ya. *heh heh*
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10-13-2005, 12:40 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood: | Bravo Silencer. And I thought that would be an easy one.
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10-13-2005, 01:28 PM
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| go ninja. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Age: 23
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hey you don't have to lie about the reefer...i mean I AM psychic afterall... 
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10-13-2005, 02:54 PM
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| Darkside Tour Guide Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: West Virginia Age: 38
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My Mood: | ...so if you're psychic, you should be receiving the mental image I'm sending you...........*now*  
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