10-07-2005, 02:41 PM
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| go ninja.  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Age: 23
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My Mood:     | read this conversation. because it is funny... I am trying to get this individual to join HOC.... he makes me laugh till it hurts... BatmanGenX: You're negeligent anyway. Your boyfriend wouldn't be getting sick all the time if you forced him to some vegetables every once in a while. PrettyLuckyGurl: i shant force anything upon him...he is a big boy BatmanGenX: Pff. That's your job. It's in the contract. "Forcing vegetables upon him". I know, I wrote the contract. PrettyLuckyGurl: i never signed it...my lawyer said it was faulty....and silly PrettyLuckyGurl: and that you smelled bad BatmanGenX: You don't have to sign it. In the state of Texas, consummating a relationship in the biblical fashion is equivalent to signing all persuant contracts associated with said relationship. BatmanGenX: HaHA! PrettyLuckyGurl: no...you forgot to read the part that said, 'if issuer smells like rotten eggs, all original context and byproducts from said contract become therein null and void' BatmanGenX: The trouble with that is I don't smell like rotten eggs. I smell like wet dog, thankyouverymuch. PrettyLuckyGurl: then there is the *sub text* if issuer denies his foul odor, issuer must present full textual evidence of said claim, and 200 personal and professional references in agreeance with his claim of non-egg-smelliness, within 2 hours, or contract is still null and void herein and therein ...wherein BatmanGenX: "Unless issuer holds the position of Manager of the Universe. Then all requirements are waived because the Manager can do whatever the hell he wants. So there." PrettyLuckyGurl: *sub text b* if issuer makes further claims to be manager of the universe , then not only must he fulfill all said requirements, but he shall be instated into a mental health facility, at the signees earliest convenience BatmanGenX: HAH! You never signed. You just tore apart your entire argument, madam. PrettyLuckyGurl: no...i did not....because if i didn't sign than none of this applies whatsoever BatmanGenX: Yes it does. We went over this in the very first paragraph. The relationship has been consummated biblically, therefore no signature is necessary. Since no signature was ever affixed to the contract, anything contingent on said signature is not legally binding. So make Chris eat some damned broccoli every once in a while! PrettyLuckyGurl: whatever...you're just mad cuz your smelly BatmanGenX: Least I'm not a leprechaun. and that is the end...I am tired...going to bed
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10-09-2005, 07:46 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:  | I like it. Make him join or sufer my wrath. I can be wrathful.
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10-10-2005, 04:12 PM
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| Sexy Party Coordinator  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25
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10-10-2005, 04:33 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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Unemployed??? In GREENLAND?!?!
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10-10-2005, 10:38 PM
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| One Very Hot Apple  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 29
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10-10-2005, 10:54 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood: | Hmm, I may need to dig that out and watch it now... Haven't seen it since last Christmas.
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10-11-2005, 02:15 PM
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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10-11-2005, 02:59 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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10-12-2005, 08:55 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood: | Well seeing as I can't recall it word for word and I don't have my copy of the book I'm gonna adlib a bit here. Ah! But being the clever pirate that I am I have spent the last seven years building an immuntiy to this poison. As you know by now there is no way you could have avoided the poison as it was in both glasses. I must say it was foolish of you to trust a pirate in a game of chance, we always cheat. I do say hate this particular game though, it takes far to long to play out. That's something of the way it went. Don't qoute me on it.
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10-12-2005, 11:00 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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