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| Mondu's Sperm Bank | You guys suck... Johnboat: Did you ever get my idea for a HoC salute for me? Derek: O.o No Johnboat: Damn. Johnboat: It would involve your participation. Derek: How so? *L* Derek: OMG Derek: I saw the baby Derek: and heard it's heart Derek: I melted Derek: Johnboat: I'm scared. Derek: Why? Johnboat: You're spawning. Derek: Well ... Derek: If it comes out looking like you ... we're killing it .. then you Derek: Johnboat: Johnboat: My penis hasn't been anywhere near Malia. Derek: *lol* Johnboat: Eww. Derek: What about Kats Johnboat: Johnboat: So as I was saying about that salute... Johnboat: Johnboat: Write a 'H' on your left butt cheek and a 'C' on your right as you moon the camera. While I sit next to you holding a piece of paper with 'Johboat' writen on it. Derek: Johnboat: *hehehe* Johnboat: Well? Derek: No! Johnboat: Why? Johnboat: Derek: Johnboat: C'mon, please? Derek: No Ass! Johnboat: Why not? Johnboat: You know you wanna. Johnboat: Derek: No I don't! Derek: Use Kats Ass! Derek: zorak_i: can john use your ass? Johnboat: OK! Johnboat: Johnboat: Well, what did she say? Derek: katspunx: noQ! katspunx: he can eat my ass though Johnboat: Johnboat: You guys suck. Derek: ![]()
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| Darkside Tour Guide Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: West Virginia Age: 38
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My Mood: | Go John Go....somebody will let ya use their ass, just keep trying. As a side note, Derek, does this mean you are no longer allowed to show us any nudity, since you won't help Johnboat? hmmmmmmmmmm........
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood: | ![]() Gee, and I was just missing the Crackhead Crew from Spokane and Missoula. Thanks for curing me of that. ![]()
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| Sock Violater Site Owner | Showing my ass would probably blind everyone ... Plus .. it skeers me that john wants to be in the same room as me while I have no pants on ![]()
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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Anyone who's gone to one of your parties could say they've done that. ![]() Have you managed to stay clothed at the Merq since I've been gone?
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