The Dukes Movie...

Geronimo · 07-16-2005, 01:01 AM

Before you go out watching this movie do not be jaded thinking you are going to watch the good ole' boys of hazard county this is trash aimed at children thinking they are going to see a movie with Jessica Simpson playing the Jeep Driving Hottie that Catherine Bach brought into our living rooms long ago when we where kids.

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Ben "Cooter" Jones :Well, there may not be much we can do, but we have to do all we can. Let's send them a message: "If you don't clean it up, we're not going to see it." Maybe a kick in their pocketbook will get their attention.

http://www.cootersplace.com/news_movie.asp
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07-16-2005, 09:31 AM

Have no plans on seeing it, can't stand Jessica Simpson she truly is a dumb blond

07-16-2005, 10:11 AM

she can be dumb all she wants, she has those big things on her chest

RunsonInsanity · 07-16-2005, 11:23 AM

I don't care to see it either! To tell you the truth, when I heard that Jessica Simpson was going to be in it, I knew the movie was for shit! Nothing against her, but she can't act!

Geronimo · 07-18-2005, 09:11 AM

Yes she can, She does a great act of acting stupid.

TheLoneOne · 07-18-2005, 09:14 AM

I, personally don't wish to see it. I loved the old Dukes of Hazzard, but this one looks like it'll only do harm to the old show. I mean, not knockin to the fact that Jessica Simpson's showin what she's got but ummm... Stiffler n' Johnny Knoxville as Beau n' Luke? And Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg? Get serious!

07-18-2005, 09:16 AM

I for one, will wait till it hits hbo and then watch it, i mean that way if it truly does suck i can always change the channel. without wasting 10 bucks on a ticket and snacks.

TheLoneOne · 07-18-2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by omegaluke

I for one, will wait till it hits hbo and then watch it, i mean that way if it truly does suck i can always change the channel. without wasting 10 bucks on a ticket and snacks.

I agree

07-18-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Geronimo

Yes she can, She does a great act of acting stupid.

What did her husband see in her beside the obvious

Well he isn't that great either but he is smarter then her. I wonder how long it will last.

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I, personally don't wish to see it. I loved the old Dukes of Hazzard, but this one looks like it'll only do harm to the old show. I mean, not knockin to the fact that Jessica Simpson's showin what she's got but ummm... Stiffler n' Johnny Knoxville as Beau n' Luke? And Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg? Get serious!

Me too the older is better!

07-18-2005, 09:21 AM

yeah i mean for comedy effect it might have a few seconds worth of laughable sections, just have to go into it.....KNOWING ITS NOT GOING TO BE THE ORIGINAL, and enjoy it for the utter stupidity of the whole thing....i mean heck thats what made bevis and butthead so popular and south park too they are so stupid/crazy/dumb you cant help but at least chuckle a bit. Yeah i agree though the original is unequalled and probably one of the best shows out there.

TheLoneOne · 07-18-2005, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mommyof2

Me too the older is better!

some things are just sacred and shouldn't be messed with, like our good ol' boys.

Besides, this would be a better choice for a lineup

Beau - Paul Walker
Luke - Steve Zahn
Daisy Duke - Jessica Simpson (though she's an airhead)
Uncle Jessie - Willie Nelson
Boss Hogg - John Goodman
Cletus Hogg - Sean William Scott
Sheriff Rosco - Blake Clark

of course, that's just my opinion.

Geronimo · 07-18-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mommyof2

What did her husband see in her beside the obvious

Well he isn't that great either but he is smarter then her. I wonder how long it will last.

Hmmm, the fact that she is a perverbial preachers daughter maybe?

07-16-2005, 11:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
RunsonInsanity Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 29 Posts: 1,913 My Mood:	I don't care to see it either! To tell you the truth, when I heard that Jessica Simpson was going to be in it, I knew the movie was for shit! Nothing against her, but she can't act! __________________

07-18-2005, 09:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
TheLoneOne Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Private Age: 30 Posts: 2,796 My Mood:	I, personally don't wish to see it. I loved the old Dukes of Hazzard, but this one looks like it'll only do harm to the old show. I mean, not knockin to the fact that Jessica Simpson's showin what she's got but ummm... Stiffler n' Johnny Knoxville as Beau n' Luke? And Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg? Get serious! __________________ Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? Sorry... must've missed it.

07-16-2005, 09:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mommyof2 Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	Have no plans on seeing it, can't stand Jessica Simpson she truly is a dumb blond

07-16-2005, 10:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
grey247 Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	she can be dumb all she wants, she has those big things on her chest

07-18-2005, 09:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
Geronimo Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 34 Posts: 1,572 My Mood:	Yes she can, She does a great act of acting stupid.

07-18-2005, 09:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
omegaluke Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	I for one, will wait till it hits hbo and then watch it, i mean that way if it truly does suck i can always change the channel. without wasting 10 bucks on a ticket and snacks.

07-18-2005, 09:21 AM	#10 (permalink)
omegaluke Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	yeah i mean for comedy effect it might have a few seconds worth of laughable sections, just have to go into it.....KNOWING ITS NOT GOING TO BE THE ORIGINAL, and enjoy it for the utter stupidity of the whole thing....i mean heck thats what made bevis and butthead so popular and south park too they are so stupid/crazy/dumb you cant help but at least chuckle a bit. Yeah i agree though the original is unequalled and probably one of the best shows out there.

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