Stephen King...

Johnboat · 08-17-2005, 01:18 PM

What he's offering:
"One (and only one) character name in a novel called CELL, which is now in work and which will appear in either 2006 or 2007. Buyer should be aware that CELL is a violent piece of work, which comes complete with zombies set in motion by bad cell phone signals that destroy the human brain. Like cheap whiskey, it's very nasty and extremely satisfying. Character can be male or female, but a buyer who wants to die must in this case be female. In any case, I'll require physical description of auction winner, including any nickname (can be made up, I don't give a rip)."

When you can bid:
September 8-18

(This is an auction on eBay benefiting a First Amendment protecttion group. Many other authors are involved.)

*staring slack-jawed at the screen*

TheLoneOne · 08-17-2005, 01:20 PM

hmmm... sounds interesting. can have yourself immortalized in a stephen king novel. be torn to shreds 1,000,000,000 times over... or however many copies are distributed

CuteKitten2C · 08-17-2005, 02:12 PM

interesting!

Baron · 08-21-2005, 12:39 AM

man i would love to do it.. but i aint got no money. not only do i love king books (dark tower ftw) but my name has been used in more than one king novel already. so it would fit with king style recurring themes.

08-17-2005, 01:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Johnboat Mondu's Sperm Bank Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28 Posts: 3,345 My Mood:	Stephen King... What he's offering: "One (and only one) character name in a novel called CELL, which is now in work and which will appear in either 2006 or 2007. Buyer should be aware that CELL is a violent piece of work, which comes complete with zombies set in motion by bad cell phone signals that destroy the human brain. Like cheap whiskey, it's very nasty and extremely satisfying. Character can be male or female, but a buyer who wants to die must in this case be female. In any case, I'll require physical description of auction winner, including any nickname (can be made up, I don't give a rip)." When you can bid: September 8-18 (This is an auction on eBay benefiting a First Amendment protecttion group. Many other authors are involved.) staring slack-jawed at the screen __________________ My cult like following is now taking applications.

08-17-2005, 01:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
TheLoneOne Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Private Age: 30 Posts: 2,796 My Mood:	hmmm... sounds interesting. can have yourself immortalized in a stephen king novel. be torn to shreds 1,000,000,000 times over... or however many copies are distributed __________________ Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? Sorry... must've missed it.

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08-21-2005, 12:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
Baron Resident Horse Join Date: Aug 2004 Age: 26 Posts: 17 My Mood:	man i would love to do it.. but i aint got no money. not only do i love king books (dark tower ftw) but my name has been used in more than one king novel already. so it would fit with king style recurring themes. __________________ I suggest that you find some kind of helmet that can contain your mind because it is about to be totally fucking blown.

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