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Old 06-05-2006, 03:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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sleepy poem

This morning when I woke up I thought I needed a poem about waking up. So here it is, it kinda sucks and at the time of it's posting is less than 5 minutes old. Read it, laugh, have a smoke


A few random thoughts, bounce around in my head.
I try to wake up, but feel almost dead.
I grab a pack, and spark a few, Yes I do.
A little more aware now, some thoughts coalesce.
I need to piss.
That feels good, It's shower time now.
Where's my towel???
Pants on, butt crack wet.
Shirt on, butt crack wet.
Where's my belt? Oh, it's in my other pants.
Smoke break, Almost awake.
Stub toe, Fucking Table!
Awake now, ow.
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's some funny shit there B.
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-06-2006, 08:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yup, that stuff there is gonna bring me the infamy of E.A.Poe.
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2006, 09:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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you should make a poem daily lol
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm not sure I could be that creative. But this one is a fun read when I'm awake enough to comprehend it.
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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