02-10-2006, 06:46 AM
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| Entirely Too Lickable  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 29
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My Mood:   | Something I wrote back in 98 This one was written during a time of great boredom waiting to find out about a job. I was living in a new city in southern Wisconsin and trying to make a new life. So, I'm sure you can think of just how great my boredom was... Can It As I sit upon the commode my ass about to explode a thought crosses my mind some t.p. I must find I struggle to hold it in a battle I must win quick search of the closet almost lost it In pain I howl as I find a paper towel To the john I rush in the early morning hush as I sit back down I give a frown with a mighty boom that fills the room what comes out makes me shout In this gasous fog a tiny log with an enourmous flash and a tiny splash my asshole sore and a hole in the floor The battle I've won the war is done. Give me a break now... It's 7:45 am here and I've been up since 10 last night and won't get to sleep until about midnight. Let's see what any of you have or can come up with along these lines... Not neccesarily about bodily functions but just something randomly disturbing.
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