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Old 12-29-2005, 12:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Naughty Little Poem...

Not sure who wrote it, but I thought it would be something good to put here

I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is picadilly
The player he and she

She whispered 'will it hurt me?"
" Of coarse not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me"

She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times and said it can be sore."

Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must've been quite a size.

"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open wider so I can get it in".

"It's coming now" he whispered.
"I know ." she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said, "I am glad I'm having this".

And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout.
He griped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile
She said, "I'm glad I came now,
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find...
is not what you imagined,
it's just your dirty little mind!!
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Old 12-30-2005, 10:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol i have heard one like this before...hehe so i already knew...
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Old 01-06-2006, 12:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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so.. what did the dentist do afterwards?
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