I swear

10-29-2005, 07:58 PM

Someones out to do me in today

I spent today baking in the kitchen.....was using a glass pan DESIGNED for use in the microwave to cook some apple slices down. Took the pan out, stirred the apples and went to put it back in the microwave.

The lid slipped off and fell a few inches from my face in SLOW MOTION (the microwave is on a shelf just a little higher than my head). when it reached my shin level (before it even hit the floor) the damned thing EXPLODED. Not just cracked or chipped it exploded into many many tiny slivers and fragments. sending shards of glass all over the kitchen.....the ceiling now has skids on it where pieces of glass hit against it, the glass was EVERYWHERE. Thank goodness it didnt shatter sooner....as it is i had a sliver of glass stick in my finger (nothing serious didnt even bleed).

Well after that i went to the store because i needed some chocolate for what i was baking. When i picked up one bar of chocolate, another bar of chocolate fell from the shelf and almost hit me (yeah yeah wouldnt have done any harm but still lol). On the way out of the store my mom knocks over a magazine rack (one of those metal flat ones) and i almost trip over that......must have pissed someone off somewhere cause they are obviously tryin to do me in

10-29-2005, 08:01 PM

this is starting to sound like Final destination 3. lol

10-29-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Neo Medic77

this is starting to sound like Final destination 3. lol

yeah totally i had to leave the house to calm down after the lid incident holy freaking adrenaline rush batman!!!!!

10-29-2005, 08:09 PM

I don't know how much this fits into the subject....
but this howitzer gun is right outside the palace I live in, by about 100 meters. Where I sleep in the palace is facing torwards in violent tube, next to a big window. When the thing fires, it sends a shockwave through everything. Last time it shot 30 times and the window shattered, spewing glass all over me. At the exact same time I think my heart stopped for a total of 10 sec!

10-29-2005, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neo Medic77

I don't know how much this fits into the subject....
but this howitzer gun is right outside the palace I live in, by about 100 meters. Where I sleep in the palace is facing torwards in violent tube, next to a big window. When the thing fires, it sends a shockwave through everything. Last time it shot 30 times and the window shattered, spewing glass all over me. At the exact same time I think my heart stopped for a total of 10 sec!

dang glass sucks lol specially when its spewing

10-29-2005, 08:15 PM

Yes, yes it does. All glass should be shatter proof. AND it should clean itself to make up for all the shattering it has done in the past.

10-29-2005, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Neo Medic77

Yes, yes it does. All glass should be shatter proof. AND it should clean itself to make up for all the shattering it has done in the past.

and while your at it....make it clean itself too nothing worse than washing windows.....unless its washing broken windows hehe

Rabbit · 10-29-2005, 11:42 PM

Wow. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten up today, Luke.

Good to see ya, Neo!

10-29-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dementedrabbit17

Wow. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten up today, Luke.

no Too easy for them to sneak up on me if im still in bed lol

this way i have a chance of ducking hehe

Rabbit · 10-30-2005, 12:00 AM

Good point.

10-30-2005, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dementedrabbit17

Good point.

yeah definatly......oh look at the kitty

Rabbit · 10-30-2005, 12:12 AM

Nutbag.

CuteKitten2C · 10-30-2005, 06:25 PM

I think you are cursed.

Rabbit · 10-30-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CuteKitten2C

I think you are cursed.

Sssh! He doesn't know yet!!

RunsonInsanity · 10-30-2005, 08:55 PM

What is that song, "I put a spell on you, and now your mine"

Johnboat · 10-31-2005, 05:21 PM

'Tis the season. Happy Halloween!!!

MariposaBonita · 10-31-2005, 05:34 PM

Ha ha... I felt the same way... I managed to knock over 2 displays at Toys-R-Us yesterday.... I got a Lite Brite and busted the lightbulb after I took it out of the box... and the wattage on the one I tried to subsitute it for was too high and melted the plastic on the top of the cube!!

Let's not hang out together any time soon, k?

10-31-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MariposaBonita

Ha ha... I felt the same way... I managed to knock over 2 displays at Toys-R-Us yesterday.... I got a Lite Brite and busted the lightbulb after I took it out of the box... and the wattage on the one I tried to subsitute it for was too high and melted the plastic on the top of the cube!!

Let's not hang out together any time soon, k?

sure lol lets hang out but just make sure its near something that is 1. either already fallen down 2. about to be torn down, or 3 in another country (that way will have time to escape before they find out hehe)

10-29-2005, 07:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
omegaluke Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	I swear Someones out to do me in today I spent today baking in the kitchen.....was using a glass pan DESIGNED for use in the microwave to cook some apple slices down. Took the pan out, stirred the apples and went to put it back in the microwave. The lid slipped off and fell a few inches from my face in SLOW MOTION (the microwave is on a shelf just a little higher than my head). when it reached my shin level (before it even hit the floor) the damned thing EXPLODED. Not just cracked or chipped it exploded into many many tiny slivers and fragments. sending shards of glass all over the kitchen.....the ceiling now has skids on it where pieces of glass hit against it, the glass was EVERYWHERE. Thank goodness it didnt shatter sooner....as it is i had a sliver of glass stick in my finger (nothing serious didnt even bleed). Well after that i went to the store because i needed some chocolate for what i was baking. When i picked up one bar of chocolate, another bar of chocolate fell from the shelf and almost hit me (yeah yeah wouldnt have done any harm but still lol). On the way out of the store my mom knocks over a magazine rack (one of those metal flat ones) and i almost trip over that......must have pissed someone off somewhere cause they are obviously tryin to do me in

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10-29-2005, 08:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Neo Medic77 Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	this is starting to sound like Final destination 3. lol

10-29-2005, 08:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Neo Medic77 Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	I don't know how much this fits into the subject.... but this howitzer gun is right outside the palace I live in, by about 100 meters. Where I sleep in the palace is facing torwards in violent tube, next to a big window. When the thing fires, it sends a shockwave through everything. Last time it shot 30 times and the window shattered, spewing glass all over me. At the exact same time I think my heart stopped for a total of 10 sec!

10-29-2005, 08:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Neo Medic77 Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	Yes, yes it does. All glass should be shatter proof. AND it should clean itself to make up for all the shattering it has done in the past.

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