10-20-2005, 05:48 AM
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My Mood:  | The Department of Redundancy Department Having recently entered the world of retail department store stocking, I've been seeing a lot of this lately. Not just PIN number and ATM machine, but full on What the Fuck? kinds of redundancies. "Flat Screen Light Bright": You know the old school toy? When exactly were the screens curved? "Baby Shaped Diapers": As opposed to what? Alien shaped?  There are others. But it's almost 5 am and not all of my neurons are firing at this moment. I'll come back later, and add to the list. In the meantime, anybody else have some of these?
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10-20-2005, 07:16 AM
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| Sock Violater Site Owner  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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My Mood:    | Baby Shaped Diapers  ......That's kinda funny .... heh
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10-20-2005, 07:20 AM
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My Mood: | It's hilarious... I see it every night at work. I think they're Huggies. They also have "Gigglastic" 
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10-20-2005, 07:33 AM
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My Mood: | What's so giggly about Shit in a diaper? 
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10-20-2005, 07:36 AM
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My Mood: | Yeah, no wonder kids don't want to get pottytrained. They don't make baby shaped toilets with gigglastic yet. *sigh*  Evil Bastids of Marketing
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10-21-2005, 11:11 PM
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My Mood: | Yay! I took your breath away!   *hands you a paper bag* Oh, whoops. That's still got something in it. 
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10-22-2005, 07:58 AM
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My Mood:  | well....there are adult shaped diapers as well. Maybe they were just making sure to clarify.
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10-24-2005, 02:01 AM
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My Mood:   | I am not for sure if this pertains to this thread or not, but I have a good one! Try looking at the instructions on a box of Velveta macaroni and cheese. Step one: Boil 6 cups of water, then add Pasta Noodles Step two: Drain Pasta noodles, then add Cheese Sauce Step three: Push fork into pasta noodles, lift with hand, and place fork in your mouth! Thank god it doesn't give you directions on how to chew your damn pasta noodles!
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10-24-2005, 03:52 PM
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My Mood: | *lol* I'm waiting for someone to sue for jabbing their mouth with a fork
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10-24-2005, 07:26 PM
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My Mood: | I was making it the other night, and saw the instructions, nearly fell out in the floor laughing! Shane thought I was taking drugs, and then read it for himself! What was really funny, is he said, they must have been thinking of Lisa when writing those directions down!
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10-24-2005, 09:54 PM
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damn and all this time ive been eating the pasta noodles, drinking 6 cups of water and climbing in the microwave thanks for clarifying that hehe | |
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10-25-2005, 03:06 PM
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My Mood: | *stabs omega with a fork*
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10-26-2005, 04:12 PM
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