10-04-2005, 03:40 AM
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| 20 Year Old Virgin  Join Date: May 2004 Age: 23
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My Mood:    | I'm not 21 yet I have two months to go. Certain undeniably sexy women have taken away my sexual rights of passage until that time, and now I don't think they will come through on it. What do you guys think? Will she indeed let me indulge in her feminine grace? 
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10-04-2005, 06:49 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
Posts: 1,760
My Mood:  | I'm sorry, but you'll have to rephrase that in English.   Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about, but I do want to help if I can.
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10-04-2005, 10:23 PM
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| 20 Year Old Virgin Join Date: May 2004 Age: 23
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10-04-2005, 11:06 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 34
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Let me see if I can get this straight...Some girls..have cut you off until you are 21? And you think they are going give you some lovin' on your birthday? Well best of luck to you. 
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10-05-2005, 11:30 AM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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10-05-2005, 08:09 PM
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| 20 Year Old Virgin Join Date: May 2004 Age: 23
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10-06-2005, 06:42 PM
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| 20 Year Old Virgin Join Date: May 2004 Age: 23
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10-09-2005, 07:57 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:   | I have a few questions that need some answering here. 1. Who are you? 2. Why are you 20 and a virgin? 3. Why have you not searched other avenues for botty? 4. Is this chick super hot or just really fuckin cool? It's the only reasons to wait this long and not stray. 5. Finally. Do you ever feel an irresistable urge to finger a donkeys bottom?
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10-10-2005, 05:21 AM
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| It's Not PMS, It's You...  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Private Age: 39
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Brandon let me answer this best I can..1.) That is Nick one of the "old school" members here on HoC 2.) He is not a virgin, in fact he is a male slut His title is just a joke3.) What is Botty? 4.) That "Chick" is me... When I first met Nick and referred him to HoC he was a lot younger, and I said I would never mess with anyone under "21" 5.) I do not know if he has ever had this urge. | |
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10-10-2005, 09:09 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood: | Tis true what they say "time brings answers to all questions". I can't belive I misspelled booty i mean it's me we're talking about i should wrap my johnson in plastic and never let it see light again for that slight of mind. Thanks for clearing the confusion. I need a Dr. Pepper.
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10-11-2005, 12:08 AM
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| 20 Year Old Virgin Join Date: May 2004 Age: 23
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2. Pretty much 3. Ditto 4. I guess I'm SOL then? 5. Only on casual fridays.
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10-11-2005, 05:22 AM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood: | Okay, I was gonna let this one go, but I can't. HOC has only been around for a year and a half, so he can't have been THAT much younger. 
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