05-05-2006, 02:12 PM
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| Lil Ball of Psycho  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Age: 25
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My Mood:   | Dear Penis Dear Penis, I don't think I like anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be u and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine, That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like u anymore. Now he sings, Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore, 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore. Why can't we just get a grip, On our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever, Dear Penis, I think I like you after all. Oh and Rodney, While yer shavin', Shave my balls
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05-05-2006, 09:20 PM
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| mOmMiE dEaReSt  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Private Age: 39
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My Mood:  | why so hard on the penis?
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05-05-2006, 11:17 PM
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| Lil Ball of Psycho Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Age: 25
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05-05-2006, 11:19 PM
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| Lil Ball of Psycho Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Age: 25
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05-06-2006, 06:42 AM
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| mOmMiE dEaReSt Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Private Age: 39
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 thats me, working around a septic tank!
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05-08-2006, 04:17 PM
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| Blow Pop of Doom  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:  | lol i remember the song...heard it off of the bob and tom show on the radio
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05-08-2006, 06:44 PM
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| Entirely Too Lickable  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 29
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My Mood:   | I hear that about once a week at the saloon (seriously, it's a saloon, no joke intended here). It's better when it's followed up by Devil Went Down To Jamaica....
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05-12-2006, 06:31 AM
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| Mr. Furious  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington Age: 28
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My Mood:  | I personally think he's really cheesey, which ruins the humor for me, maybe his outlet isnt compatable with mine.
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