01-25-2006, 02:19 AM
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| Entirely Too Lickable  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 29
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My Mood:   | New Prescription Drug FRIENDS........... Do you have feelings of inadequacy...........??? Do you suffer from acute shyness.......?? And...do you sometimes wish you were more assertive......?????? If you answered YES to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®. Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feeling better and having more confidence about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with regular doses, you can overcome any obstacle that prevents you from living the life you really want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will seem to dissolve and be a thing of the past. You will discover many diverse talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living the GOOD LIFE, with Tequila®. Tequila® may not be right for everyone, especially women who are pregnant or nursing... However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration or dry mouth, and a driving desire to sing Karaoke and play all-nite rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Drink Tequila®: AND Leave Your Shyness Behind.....!
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01-25-2006, 12:47 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:   | Dos tequilas por favor!
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01-26-2006, 04:06 AM
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| Entirely Too Lickable Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 29
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My Mood: | Too bad none of you live near me... I'm goin out on Friday and I'll have enough to buy a few rounds of T for all... guess I'll have to have a few in honor of all on here.... LOL
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01-26-2006, 04:18 PM
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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My Mood:  | *heh heh* For awhile there was a e-mail floating around warning people of a new date rape drug. Shortly afterwards aomebody developed a parody of it in a similar vain as the parody that started this thread. Beware of a New Scam Police warn all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something very bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longe term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.
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Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? 
