A funeral to remember...

TheLoneOne · 01-24-2006, 12:09 PM

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. Since he was a heart doctor, his colleagues provided a huge heart covered in flowers which stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist fainted.

Johnboat · 01-24-2006, 09:42 PM

Umm... I'm always game for proctologist humor.

Geronimo · 01-24-2006, 11:46 PM

I like that one..

purple_fusion_87 · 01-25-2006, 08:48 AM

Gilgar · 01-25-2006, 12:46 PM

This only reaffirms my dreams of being a gynecologist.

stina · 01-26-2006, 10:19 AM

hahaha

stina · 01-26-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Gilgar

This only reaffirms my dreams of being a gynecologist.

think about all those old ladies though

TheLoneOne · 01-26-2006, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by stina

think about all those old ladies though

there is a thought I was hoping to avoid... now it shall haunt me for the rest of my days

stina · 01-26-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneShadow

there is a thought I was hoping to avoid... now it shall haunt me for the rest of my days

haha sorry.

hey i could tell you some PRETTY effed up piercing stories from friends/piercers of mine...

TheLoneOne · 01-26-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by stina

haha sorry.

hey i could tell you some PRETTY effed up piercing stories from friends/piercers of mine...

I can imagine

but go for it. I'm sure they'd be some really good ones

purple_fusion_87 · 01-26-2006, 10:29 AM

stina · 01-26-2006, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneShadow

I can imagine

but go for it. I'm sure they'd be some really good ones

well.. i wont go into detail but one story for instance, was 2 elderly women going to get their clits pierced.. hadnt shaved in ages and he couldnt find their clits

purple_fusion_87 · 01-26-2006, 11:05 AM

ewwww...

stina · 01-26-2006, 11:17 AM

purple_fusion_87 · 01-26-2006, 11:21 AM

i would so be like...im not doing this

stina · 01-26-2006, 11:21 AM

he didnt

purple_fusion_87 · 01-26-2006, 11:22 AM

lol koolies

stina · 01-26-2006, 11:27 AM

yeah piercers can deny anyone they want, really

Johnboat · 01-26-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by stina

well.. i wont go into detail but one story for instance, was 2 elderly women going to get their clits pierced.. hadnt shaved in ages and he couldnt find their clits

*full body shiver*

Eww.

stina · 01-28-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnboat

*full body shiver*

Eww.

yep he has to turn alot of people away for that kinda stuff

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