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Old 01-24-2006, 12:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Who are you callin colored?

This was written by a black guy in Texas.....so funny!

When I born, I black.!
When I grow up, I black.!
When I go in sun, I black.!
When I cold, I black.!
When I scared, I black.!
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black.!

You white folks...!
When you born, you pink.!
When you grow up, you white.!
When go in sun, you red.!
When you cold, you blue.!
When you scared, you yellow.!
When you sick, you green.!
When you bruised, you purple.!
And when you die, you gray.!

So who you callin' C O L O R E D ??
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Old 01-24-2006, 09:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Interesting perspective.
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2006, 11:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I've heard that before but it's still good.
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Old 02-10-2006, 02:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hmm good point made

in an artistic point of view,.. if you truly examine your skin, you will notice that white folk are not just "peach" coloured.. we are many colours, it just gets generalised out by our brains from a distance.. same applies for any type of skin, so like the statement that I reckon the guy is trying to get over.. we are all coloured.. just different kinds
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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To kinda continue what Cybastov is saying. The color white is what you get when ALL the colors are present. Black is the absence of color.
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i wish i could tan..i just burn.
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that was great, really makes you think about things
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