01-24-2006, 12:04 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood:    | Healthy, happy animals... A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again ays, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he is on ecstasy!"
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01-25-2006, 12:42 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:   | Told you rabbits were evil. Look at all the happy he denied the other animals.
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01-26-2006, 04:01 PM
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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...silly boy dicks are for girls. All in good humor of course.
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very nice
The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention. 
