12-31-2005, 04:18 AM
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| kats' british boy toy Honorary Crazed Psycho  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England Age: 36
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My Mood:     | Dumbest Blonde? Ok I spotted this one, and thought I really have to post it A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager. "Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one." Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" I asked. "Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of parts guys right behind. I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!" And here's what we saw: 
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01-01-2006, 02:03 AM
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| Schizoid Insominac  Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: California
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My Mood:  | LOL! Sad thing is I never knew what an oil cap was until a f ew years ago when my brother showed me there was no such thing as a 710
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01-01-2006, 04:36 PM
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| Autistic Terror  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington Age: 25
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My Mood: | My mom back in the 70's went into a parts store slapped the part on the counter and said I need a new starter....The guy looks at her funny and says ok....but thats an alternator....haha.....her face turned bright red and shes told him she'd be right back....
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