12-29-2005, 12:27 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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My Mood:    | Qualifying for Heaven... Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered. "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
__________________  Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? Sorry... must've missed it. |
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12-30-2005, 10:32 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 34
Posts: 1,572
My Mood:  | Yeah but the Lawyer was doing the case for the families of the Deceased from the Titanic getting them Million Dollar Checks from the United States Goverment for them not making it to the America alive..and Was able to name all 1,228 people.  |
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