12-27-2005, 12:02 PM
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| Autistic Terror  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington Age: 25
Posts: 65
My Mood:    | Moral of the story...... So there's this fly flying above the water and this fish sees it and goes it that fly flies a little lower I can jump up and catch it. Theres a bear whos watching the fish and says if that fly goes a little lower and that fish jumps up to catch it I will get that fish. Theres a hunter watching the bear he says if that fly goes a little lower and the fish jumps up to catch it and the bear gets the fish, I will get the bear. Theres a mouse watching a sandwich in the hunters pocket...he says if that fly flies a little lower and the fish jumps up to catch it and the bear gets the fish and the hunter gets the bear....that sandwhich will fall out of his pocket and I will get the sandwich. Theres a cat watching the mouse he says if that fly flies a little lower and the fish jumps up to catch it and the bear gets the fish and the hunter get the bear and the mouse gets that sandwich I will get that mouse..... Sure enough the fly flies a little lower the fish jumps up to catch it the bear gets the fish the hunter gets the bear the mouse gets the sandwich but the cat jumps a little to far and lands in the water...... Whats the moral of the story? ....Don't get caught with your fly down you might get ur pussy wet!!! 
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Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? 
