12-22-2005, 12:07 PM
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| Autistic Terror  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington Age: 25
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My Mood:    | 3 Nots This old man walks into a Brothel. He picks out the girl he wants, gives her the money and goes upstairs. So they are going at it for about 10 minutes. He asks " How am I doing?" She replies "Well, your doing about three nots." He asks "What do you mean?" She replies " Well your NOT in, your NOT hard and your NOt getting your money back!" haha 
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12-22-2005, 12:41 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:  | I hate it when they do that. I pay for quality, make me fell GOOD about myself dammit. damn hookers.
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12-22-2005, 12:53 PM
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| Autistic Terror Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington Age: 25
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My Mood: | haha...my mom is a long haul trucker and I guess everytime she crosses the border into nevada the brothels come on the CB radio saying " Come on down boys we have lots of girls to choose from and showers, if you like we'll shower with ya!" I just laughed when I heard that!!! She said thats all she heard the entire time she was there!
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Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? 
