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Old 12-21-2005, 05:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door.......

The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three
o'clock in the morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he
answers

"Did you help him?" she asked.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning
and it is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three
months ago when we broke down and those

two guys helped us? I think you should help him,

and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course), gets
dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you still
there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
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Old 12-21-2005, 06:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ooo stina we should get drunk before C.S. one night next semester and play on the swings by the lake!!
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 10:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 10:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 10:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 10:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 10:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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