12-17-2005, 05:59 PM
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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My Mood:    | Arrrrgh... A pirate gets on a plane. Guy sitting next to him says: "hey nice earrings." Pirate: "like 'em they only cost me 2 dollars." Guy: "wow that's not bad for a buck-an-ear."
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12-17-2005, 09:38 PM
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| Bam's Bish  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kansas Age: 28
Posts: 501
My Mood:   | I love pirate jokes 
__________________ wait for the guy who calls you beautiful,the guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep, who kisses your forehead and thinks you are the prettiest when you have no makeup on,the guy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,holds your hand in front of his friends,wait for the guy who would do anything just to spend time with you and truly believes he is the lucky one,wait for the guy who turns to his friends and says "she is the one" |
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12-21-2005, 01:29 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
Posts: 2,499
My Mood:  | Sometimes the funniest stuff is g-rated.
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