10-27-2005, 03:25 AM
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My Mood:  | Hairy Jess and Pickle Luke and the shrinkwrapping of the jolly green giant this is a copy of a message log between jess and I on yahoo messenger Jess :damn my hair is over an inch long already Jess : only been growing it a month luke: oh cool jess : uh huh luke: i cant wait to see you with long hair bet your even prettier (if thats even possible) jess : hehehe I also look even younger... people always think I'm like 19 luke: lol yeah? luke: thats half the reason i grew my beard out is because i look younger without it jess : yeah I get all sorts of silly questions... Are you a student? Is this your first job? You still live at home? luke: lol luke: thats a dumb question lol luke: you still live at home luke: where do you live if you have an apartment you live at your HOME luke: if you live in a cardboard condom box its your HOME jess : I know... though I do say "when i left home..." jess : and you're also really tiny if you fit in a cardboard condom box... luke: depends on the size of the condoms jess : Trojan MAN!!! (is itty bitty) jess :  luke: jolly green giant condoms luke: for him to cover his bean stalk luke: to shrinkwrap his carrot jess : luke: and yes you can post this on hoc if you want jess : don't say shrink wrap--- I shrink wrapped pallets for five hours last night! jess : LOL luke: awww ok lol jess: maybe I will, maybe I won't jess : it's ok, I'm not THAT scarred by it luke: lol if you wont i will jess : I just never want to do it again luke: hehe jess : I told Kristen (coworker) that I'll never use saran wrap at home again jess : I wonder how kinky she thinks I am now jess : luke: jolly green condoms so he can protect hit pickle, jess : go ahead and post it if you like, it's your turn luke: saran wrap his salami jess : you have a pickle fetish... it's not healthy luke: lol luke: lmao jess : I've been meaning to say something all month, but couldn't find the right time jess : there's got to be someone you could talk to... some kind of prescription luke: a description? jess : I'm here to help, but only in an amateur capacity luke: usually they describe me as unusually strange and fuzzy jess : LOL, yeah if someone could just describe the process of making pickles, you'd get better in no time jess : hmm strange and fuzzy is a fairly apt description luke: i dont know where to cut and post this lol its too funny jess : hmm... jokester's? jess : it's not too crass jess : (for once) luke: no i meant what to include and what not to jess : ohhh... jess : start with me saying my hair is an inch long |
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10-27-2005, 03:30 AM
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My Mood:  | And people wonder why we can't stay on topic... Derek- your brain is leaking, now we ALL have ADHD!!! 
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10-27-2005, 10:54 PM
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Why must you torture me so? Oh wait, I forgot. I like torture.  Say it again! 
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10-31-2005, 04:42 PM
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| Mondu's Sperm Bank  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28
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My Mood:    | I love shrinkwraping. When I worked at Office Max I helped open up the store that's in Coeur d' Alene. So we had to shrinkwrap a lot of stuff. I got really good at running circles around the pallets speed wraping. Thus, making myself dizzy. Which is always good. 
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11-03-2005, 11:01 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30
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Pa-sycho...
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