Cinderella, with a twist...

TheLoneOne · 09-21-2005, 12:51 PM

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.

The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter,something or other...."

Johnboat · 09-21-2005, 04:40 PM

Yes, now I have to find a kid to tell this to.

CuteKitten2C · 09-21-2005, 04:42 PM

oh that is awesome!

09-21-2005, 04:51 PM

I never saw it coming.

09-21-2005, 12:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheLoneOne Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Private Age: 30 Posts: 2,796 My Mood:	Cinderella, with a twist... Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter,something or other...." __________________ Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? Sorry... must've missed it.

09-21-2005, 04:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Johnboat Mondu's Sperm Bank Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28 Posts: 3,346 My Mood:	Yes, now I have to find a kid to tell this to. __________________ My cult like following is now taking applications.

09-21-2005, 04:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
CuteKitten2C Sexy Party Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25 Posts: 6,338 My Mood:	oh that is awesome! __________________ The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention.

09-21-2005, 04:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Brom Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	I never saw it coming.

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