09-21-2005, 11:11 AM
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| Eternally Lost  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Age: 23
Posts: 569
My Mood:  | ORGASM TYPES ORGASM TYPES Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honogasms Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms Sex while flying = Soargasms Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms Sex without a climax = Nogasms
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09-22-2005, 06:09 AM
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| Sexy Party Coordinator  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25
Posts: 6,338
My Mood:    |  I just wonder who sits around with all the free time to think up this kinda stuff.
__________________  The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention. |
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09-28-2005, 03:05 AM
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| kats' british boy toy Honorary Crazed Psycho  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England Age: 36
Posts: 1,476
My Mood:   | I want to try the sex with Frankensteins assistant.. I am sure it will be hot stuff  Sex with an old James Bond.... RogerMooregasms?
__________________  What doesn't kill you, merely prolongs the inevitable  my page http://www.stov.co.uk |
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09-28-2005, 03:07 AM
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| Entirely Too Lickable  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 29
Posts: 2,657
My Mood:  | Yeah, I've tried reading all of those a couple times now and everytime I keep getting lost about half way down... too many to read. Looks like a few would be fun, though, some of them just add to the many reasons I'm glad my sex life is fairly nonexistant
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