09-12-2005, 08:33 AM
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| Darkside Tour Guide  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: West Virginia Age: 38
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My Mood:  | Helping Mary with her French I couldn't resist... The French The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport. "You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously. "Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!" The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any f*%#ing Frenchmen to show it to."
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09-20-2005, 09:01 AM
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| Darkside Tour Guide Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: West Virginia Age: 38
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My Mood: | We must have some politically correct lovers of the french here lately, Mary...not a soul wanted to comment...lmao
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09-20-2005, 10:15 AM
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| Sexy Party Coordinator  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25
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09-20-2005, 05:04 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:   | Ah, the french.
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oh that is fantastic!
