09-08-2005, 03:58 PM
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| Sexy Party Coordinator  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25
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My Mood:    | *cough* French again. *cough* I think it is a good thing no one here is from France. Cause I would be getting the shit kicked out of me again.  Enjoy.A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants
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09-12-2005, 09:59 AM
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| Sexy Party Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25
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My Mood: | lol but french jokes are oh so funny..and most of time have a certain ring of truth about them 
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09-12-2005, 01:50 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:   | You people are bastards!!! The french helped us out big time during the revolution and just be casue there cowards doesn't give us any right to laugh at the hilariously funny shit that you people come up with. *note, sarcasm attached.
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