Yet another hit on France

CuteKitten2C · 08-26-2005, 10:13 AM

I am sticking this in the joke hall because I don't want anyone thinking I am taking this too seriously. But it does crack me up and I do believe quite a few of them.

I saw a Montana bumper sticker that said "Iraq Now! France Next!

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."
---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
---Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish
than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of
the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people!"
---Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After WW ll, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching
into Paris under a German flag."
---David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France

garage*girl · 08-26-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuteKitten2C

I saw a Montana bumper sticker that said "Iraq Now! France Next!

I love that.

Johnboat · 08-26-2005, 02:59 PM

Good stuff!

08-26-2005, 10:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
CuteKitten2C Sexy Party Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25 Posts: 6,338 My Mood:	Yet another hit on France I am sticking this in the joke hall because I don't want anyone thinking I am taking this too seriously. But it does crack me up and I do believe quite a few of them. I saw a Montana bumper sticker that said "Iraq Now! France Next! "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ---Norman Schwartzkopf "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." --- Marge Simpson "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh, "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989) "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people!" ---Conan O'Brien "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After WW ll, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him. Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France __________________ The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention.

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Johnboat Mondu's Sperm Bank Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 28 Posts: 3,346 My Mood:	Good stuff! __________________ My cult like following is now taking applications.

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