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Old 08-15-2005, 06:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Another hit on France

I would apologize to those who may be offended by this but...well I don;t really give a fuck.


AP and UPI have reported that the French Government announced just this morning that it has raised its terror alert level from "RUN" to "HIDE."

The only two higher alert levels in France are "SURRENDER" and "COLLABORATE."

This terror alert status upgrade was precipitated by a recent fire - which destroyed France's main white flag factory, thereby totally disabling their military.
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Old 08-16-2005, 10:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that is SO WRONG
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Old 08-16-2005, 11:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2005, 11:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I almost spit dew all over my monitor when I saw that!
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Old 08-17-2005, 06:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's great. Nice mag silencer. It's funny cuz french people surrender alot...
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Ah ha ha... that's the funniest thing I read all day.
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