*lmao*

garage*girl · 08-08-2005, 08:48 AM

U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a
week's liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a
little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of
a wealthy plantation owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's,
coming of age party. I would like you to send four well
mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m.
prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and dance with
lovely young ladies. One last point: No Mexicans. We don't like
Mexicans."

Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap
at the door. She opened the door to find, in dress uniform,
four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. Her jaw hit
the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "There must be some mistake!"

"On no, madam," said the first officer, "Captain Martinez
doesn't make mistakes."

Village Of The Damned · 08-08-2005, 08:51 AM

i like that!!

silencer69 · 08-08-2005, 10:13 AM

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.......*happy sigh*

HarlotsBeast · 08-08-2005, 10:54 AM

That's effin hilarious.

cybastov · 08-08-2005, 02:43 PM

/chortle

slight bit of amusement... the subject titles make a semi funny sentence

In case you didn't notice
My ass is fat
As usual I 'm a bit late
Tommorrow is the day!
*LMAO*

ok so it amused me :P

08-08-2005, 08:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
garage*girl Eternally Lost Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Age: 23 Posts: 569 My Mood:	*lmao* U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: "Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's, coming of age party. I would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m. prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and dance with lovely young ladies. One last point: No Mexicans. We don't like Mexicans." Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap at the door. She opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. Her jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "There must be some mistake!" "On no, madam," said the first officer, "Captain Martinez doesn't make mistakes." __________________

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cybastov kats' british boy toy Honorary Crazed Psycho Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England Age: 36 Posts: 1,476 My Mood:	/chortle slight bit of amusement... the subject titles make a semi funny sentence In case you didn't notice My ass is fat As usual I 'm a bit late Tommorrow is the day! LMAO ok so it amused me :P __________________ What doesn't kill you, merely prolongs the inevitable my page http://www.stov.co.uk

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