My Dog's Better Than Your Dog...

[TheLoneOne]

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One man was an accountant, the second was a chemist, the third was a computer tech and the fourth was a government worker.

The accountant said his dog was the smartest. He called to his dog and commanded, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was more than a little impressive.

The computer tech knew he could top them all. "Hard Drive, have at it." Hard Drive crossed the room and booted the computer, checked for viruses, upgraded the operating system, sent email, and installed a cool new game. Everyone knew that was a tough act to follow.

Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?" The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff boy." Coffee break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, erased all the files on the computer, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home for a six month sick leave.

[cybastov]

how accurate as well