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Old 07-20-2005, 01:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Squeeky and I

were having a convo on yahoo... care to listen in?

Harlan: be right back, babes

Jess: hey I came up with a Douglas Adams like word tonight... I mistyped blinking and came up with blonking... so I'm gonna try to use that instead of fucking from now on... mostly cause it's funnier... and also cause it probably won't get me in trouble at work... ok-- me too, gonna brush my teeth

Harlan: ....what the BLONK??!!!

Jess: LOL
Jess: yup
Jess: yikes

Harlan: so how's yer mouth, now?

Jess: I just tripped over the desk chair and caught myself by grabbing hold of the chair that I tripped over...
Jess: *head explodes*
Jess: my mouth is minty fwesh
Jess: but it's moot, since my head just exploded

Harlan: <---sighs and hands you the packing tape....again..
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Old 07-20-2005, 01:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO! You two are so funny!
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Old 07-20-2005, 01:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2005, 01:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey, anybody can be as funny as us. All ya gotta do is walk around with baloney in yer undies. Actually pepperoni's funnier, but some folks get heartburn.
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Old 07-20-2005, 08:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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But that's another thread...

*rim shot*
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Old 07-20-2005, 08:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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LMAO! Yes, pepperoni would be funnier!
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Old 07-20-2005, 11:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2005, 11:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2005, 11:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Yup... he was at work. He works graveyard and I'm on days. It's actually pretty cool cause we both get plenty of time to goof off on our own.
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okay that makes sense, I know people who have multiple computers that get online and chat with each other across the room, and I am like
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Old 07-20-2005, 11:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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lmfao i know who terry is talkin bout and yes they are a pair of fuckin sad asses
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LMAO! Shane will do that from downstairs, and I am like, FUCKER, walk upstairs!
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That actually occurred to me when I read the question, Terry. We have one big L-shaped desk, so we would literally be sitting right next to each other chatting.

Yeah, even I'm not QUITE that lame.
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Old 07-20-2005, 11:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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LMAO! Shane will do that from downstairs, and I am like, FUCKER, walk upstairs!


That would be awesome if he said "BRB" and went upstairs and ravished you, then returned to the conversation.
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lmfao i know who terry is talkin bout and yes they are a pair of fuckin sad asses
yeah she no longer talks to me cause of what I had to say about that

they were fucking IMing each other in the same room about what they were going to do that night or some shit, like he messaged her asking her if she wanted something to drink
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yeah she no longer talks to me cause of what I had to say about that

they were fucking IMing each other in the same room about what they were going to do that night or some shit, like he messaged her asking her if she wanted something to drink


Talk about lazy...

Hey- we really need an eyerolling smiley.
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Talk about lazy...

Hey- we really need an eyerolling smiley.
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