How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity...

TheLoneOne · 07-19-2005, 08:53 AM

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars.* See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Dont use any punctuation marks

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time
this week!!!!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."

firedancer5174 · 07-19-2005, 02:24 PM

hmmm...*scratches chin*...these are "strange" things to do, in accordance with the prophesy?

silencer69 · 07-19-2005, 03:07 PM

I have that posted on the wall of my home office.....I love it!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbit · 07-20-2005, 02:12 AM

Oh My God...

That was awesome. Or else. I'm deliriously sleepy. Yes. No. Auuugggghhhh!!!!

RunsonInsanity · 07-20-2005, 08:37 AM

they were good! Thanks Brandon!

CuteKitten2C · 07-20-2005, 11:15 AM

oh those cracked me up!

Geronimo · 07-20-2005, 12:21 PM

I have done the Zoo thing before Some old man had to sit down and take his nitro pill after he ran to his vehicle.

Lets just say the coppers where not pleased either.

Gilgar · 07-20-2005, 01:52 PM

I will do some of these things in the near future, in accordance to the prophecy.

Baron · 07-20-2005, 10:09 PM

any time you tell a story start it in a loud monotone voice saying "..Thousands of years ago..."

Stue P Dassol · 07-20-2005, 10:30 PM

we spent two weeks at work doing the in accordance with the prophecy, lol, how funny, talk about pissing people off, especially since we were Marines

07-19-2005, 08:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
TheLoneOne Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Private Age: 30 Posts: 2,796 My Mood:	How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity... At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.* See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." Dont use any punctuation marks As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." __________________ Is this the part when I'm supposed to give a shit? Sorry... must've missed it.

07-19-2005, 02:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
firedancer5174 Bam's Bish Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Private Age: 28 Posts: 203 My Mood:	hmmm...scratches chin...these are "strange" things to do, in accordance with the prophesy? __________________ ~Today's subliminal message is- ~

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silencer69 Darkside Tour Guide Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: West Virginia Age: 38 Posts: 1,283 My Mood:	I have that posted on the wall of my home office.....I love it!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I am the bullet in the gun, I am the truth from which you run I am the Silencing Machine, I am the end of all your dreams. Before you criticize someone else, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

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Rabbit Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Private Age: 30 Posts: 1,760 My Mood:	Oh My God... That was awesome. Or else. I'm deliriously sleepy. Yes. No. Auuugggghhhh!!!! __________________ I'll be over here in the corner, living censorship-free, should anyone require my services.

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RunsonInsanity Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 29 Posts: 1,913 My Mood:	they were good! Thanks Brandon! __________________

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CuteKitten2C Sexy Party Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25 Posts: 6,338 My Mood:	oh those cracked me up! __________________ The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention.

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Geronimo Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 34 Posts: 1,572 My Mood:	I have done the Zoo thing before Some old man had to sit down and take his nitro pill after he ran to his vehicle. Lets just say the coppers where not pleased either.

07-20-2005, 01:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Gilgar Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21 Posts: 2,499 My Mood:	I will do some of these things in the near future, in accordance to the prophecy. __________________ A dragon you say? I poke him in the eye with my stick of pokeing +2 Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

07-20-2005, 10:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baron Resident Horse Join Date: Aug 2004 Age: 26 Posts: 17 My Mood:	any time you tell a story start it in a loud monotone voice saying "..Thousands of years ago..." __________________ I suggest that you find some kind of helmet that can contain your mind because it is about to be totally fucking blown.

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Stue P Dassol THAT Guy Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 677 My Mood:	we spent two weeks at work doing the in accordance with the prophecy, lol, how funny, talk about pissing people off, especially since we were Marines __________________ "To be sensible of our own faults is good, for it leads us to avoid them in the future; but to be to sensitive to, and afflicted by, the faults of other people is not good." Ben Franklin

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