My Daughter...

07-12-2005, 12:33 PM

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?

"My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

07-12-2005, 01:02 PM

bad girl Nacy! caught me there, at first I didn't know it was a joke

haha

Wit · 07-12-2005, 02:49 PM

*LMFAO* thats something I would do when I was a kid.

cybastov · 07-13-2005, 04:29 AM

LMAO, too funny

CuteKitten2C · 07-13-2005, 11:02 AM

oh thats fantastic

07-12-2005, 12:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maledoro Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	My Daughter... Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy? "My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

07-13-2005, 04:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
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07-12-2005, 01:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mommyof2 Guest Posts: n/a My Mood:	bad girl Nacy! caught me there, at first I didn't know it was a joke haha

07-12-2005, 02:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
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