07-12-2005, 12:13 PM
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| Sexy Party Coordinator  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25
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My Mood:    | Girls Night Out Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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07-12-2005, 12:29 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 29
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My Mood:   | I am LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! I would have done the same thing! I read this to my husband over the phone just a second ago, and he spit his Dr.Pepper out across the room! LMAO! 
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07-12-2005, 02:32 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:  | classic. That is one of the best ive read.
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07-13-2005, 11:29 AM
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| kats' british boy toy Honorary Crazed Psycho  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England Age: 36
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My Mood:  | nice one 
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