The many meanings of PMS...

firedancer5174 · 07-12-2005, 12:00 PM

1. Pass My Shotgun

2.Psychotic Mood Shift

3.Perpetual Munching Spree

4.Puffy Mid-Section

5.People Make me Sick

6.Provide Me with Sweets

7.Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9.Pass M y Sweatpants

10.Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.Plainly; Men Suck

.....and my favorite one..

13.Potential Murder Suspect

And as an example

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to
change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But
if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! I'm sorry. What was your question?

RunsonInsanity · 07-12-2005, 12:02 PM

LMAO! That was good!

-Teresa- · 07-12-2005, 12:05 PM

I am
3, 5, 6, 8 and 13

CuteKitten2C · 07-12-2005, 12:11 PM

that is great

Gilgar · 07-12-2005, 02:35 PM

now i'm scared.

Wit · 07-12-2005, 02:47 PM

OMG I LOVE the rant at the bottom...it brought on flashbacks of my mother!

07-12-2005, 12:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
firedancer5174 Bam's Bish Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Private Age: 28 Posts: 203 My Mood:	The many meanings of PMS... 1. Pass My Shotgun 2.Psychotic Mood Shift 3.Perpetual Munching Spree 4.Puffy Mid-Section 5.People Make me Sick 6.Provide Me with Sweets 7.Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9.Pass M y Sweatpants 10.Pissy Mood Syndrome 11.Plainly; Men Suck .....and my favorite one.. 13.Potential Murder Suspect And as an example Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! I'm sorry. What was your question? __________________ ~Today's subliminal message is- ~

07-12-2005, 12:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
RunsonInsanity Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 29 Posts: 1,913 My Mood:	LMAO! That was good! __________________

07-12-2005, 12:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
CuteKitten2C Sexy Party Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25 Posts: 6,338 My Mood:	that is great __________________ The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention.

07-12-2005, 02:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gilgar Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21 Posts: 2,499 My Mood:	now i'm scared. __________________ A dragon you say? I poke him in the eye with my stick of pokeing +2 Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

07-12-2005, 12:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
-Teresa- It's Not PMS, It's You... Join Date: May 2004 Location: Private Age: 39 Posts: 1,827 My Mood:	I am 3, 5, 6, 8 and 13

07-12-2005, 02:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Wit Seasonal Defiant Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 30 Posts: 334 My Mood:	OMG I LOVE the rant at the bottom...it brought on flashbacks of my mother!

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