Tee Hee...

[firedancer5174]

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as
long
as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year
to
figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he
would be put to death.

The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex
even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an
impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the
monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him
to
consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom
for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived
and
Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the
question, but he would have to agree to her price first

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights
of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was
horrified.
She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like
sewage,
made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant
creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He
said
nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the
preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the
witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own
life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great
truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the
neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the
witch
had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific
experience, entered the bedroom But, what a sight awaited him. The most
beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed. The
astounded
Lancelot asked what had happened

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared
as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only
half
the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to
show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an
old
witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by
night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll
down below. OKAY?




Scroll down















Scroll down









Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question,
said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?
The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way...
Things are going to get ugly

[Gilgar]

haha that is a good moral. It explains why my sister thinks she's hot shit she gets her way constantly.