sexist jokes

Gilgar · 07-07-2005, 02:20 PM

ok these are really sexist so dont get offended and please dont take it out on me. I don't approve of the message but the jokes are funny. A buddy of mine heard em in fort bragg.

Q. What do you tell a woman with one black eye?
A. You should have listened the first time.

Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q. What do a room full of women with black eyes have in common?
A. They never freakin listen!

I got a whole list of rascist jokes i heard from a mexican dude but some of them push the line a little.

cybastov · 07-08-2005, 03:51 AM

Q Why was the guy rolling around on the floor clutching his nuts
A The wife with the black eyes got tired of listening to his bull shit

ok bit of a crappy responce.. but hell. its still early days

CuteKitten2C · 07-08-2005, 10:21 AM

hmmm the fact that those came from someone at Ft. Bragg doesn't suprise me at all. Bad message but yeah they are slightly funny.

Geronimo · 07-08-2005, 01:24 PM

Brandon your back

Gilgar · 07-09-2005, 07:16 PM

I am back for a bit of posting but I'll be ff again till about monday or tuesday. Hectic week.

Geronimo · 07-10-2005, 06:21 AM

well try to catch me on messenger ...
so we can get you caught up with Rog. hopefully before next weekend.

07-07-2005, 02:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gilgar Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21 Posts: 2,499 My Mood:	sexist jokes ok these are really sexist so dont get offended and please dont take it out on me. I don't approve of the message but the jokes are funny. A buddy of mine heard em in fort bragg. Q. What do you tell a woman with one black eye? A. You should have listened the first time. Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. Nothing. You already told her twice. Q. What do a room full of women with black eyes have in common? A. They never freakin listen! I got a whole list of rascist jokes i heard from a mexican dude but some of them push the line a little. __________________ A dragon you say? I poke him in the eye with my stick of pokeing +2 Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

07-08-2005, 03:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
cybastov kats' british boy toy Honorary Crazed Psycho Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England Age: 36 Posts: 1,476 My Mood:	Q Why was the guy rolling around on the floor clutching his nuts A The wife with the black eyes got tired of listening to his bull shit ok bit of a crappy responce.. but hell. its still early days __________________ What doesn't kill you, merely prolongs the inevitable my page http://www.stov.co.uk

07-08-2005, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
CuteKitten2C Sexy Party Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 25 Posts: 6,338 My Mood:	hmmm the fact that those came from someone at Ft. Bragg doesn't suprise me at all. Bad message but yeah they are slightly funny. __________________ The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention.

07-09-2005, 07:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gilgar Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21 Posts: 2,499 My Mood:	I am back for a bit of posting but I'll be ff again till about monday or tuesday. Hectic week. __________________ A dragon you say? I poke him in the eye with my stick of pokeing +2 Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

07-08-2005, 01:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Geronimo Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 34 Posts: 1,572 My Mood:	Brandon your back

07-10-2005, 06:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Geronimo Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 34 Posts: 1,572 My Mood:	well try to catch me on messenger ... so we can get you caught up with Rog. hopefully before next weekend.

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