Cathouse Parrot

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CATHOUSE PARROT

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large, beautiful parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The store owner looked at her and said, "Look, I
should tell you first that this bird used to live in a
house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty
vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to
have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her
living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
said,"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but
then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw them and said, "New hous e, new madam, new
girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh about the situation, considering how and
where the parrot had been raised.

Soon after, the woman's husband Keith came home
from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."