06-30-2005, 08:59 PM
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My Mood:  | stupid questions 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in the black market over here. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic.....why don't you try it again? 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people? Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of rotting carcasses. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after many years. Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ...you have grown so much! Answer:- Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When you announce your wedding, and someone asks... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money i'm after. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping? Answer:- oh yes. i'm now talking to you in my sleep. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No, it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke! Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.... it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! |
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07-22-2005, 10:29 AM
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My Mood: | after being pulled over by a state trooper... stupid question:- Do you know how fast you was going... answer:- well certinaly not fast enough to get away from you or fast enough to keep you from finishing that jelly doughnut you was eating!!!   |
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07-22-2005, 11:57 AM
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| Bam's Bish  Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kansas Age: 28
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My Mood:   | those were great 
__________________ wait for the guy who calls you beautiful,the guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep, who kisses your forehead and thinks you are the prettiest when you have no makeup on,the guy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,holds your hand in front of his friends,wait for the guy who would do anything just to spend time with you and truly believes he is the lucky one,wait for the guy who turns to his friends and says "she is the one" |
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07-22-2005, 10:53 PM
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| Lesbian on the Move  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Private Age: 26
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My Mood:  | hehe....those are great. Stupidiest question i get asked all the time: Are you and your twin bro identical?  (i'm a girl, he's a boy.....and on top of that we really look nothing alike, which for some reason doesn't stop people from asking us this question, even when we're standing right next to each other)
__________________ "How to Make Love to a Cannibal - Rule number one: Never get eaten during foreplay." Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation -Olivia Judson Are you, or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party? |
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