06-29-2005, 06:35 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 29
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My Mood:    | Manuel and Pedro Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, "Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled" labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter." he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week. When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor. " "What skill?" yelled Manuel. "I sew da elastic on da panties, Pedro puts dem over his head and says: 'Yeah, diesel fitter.'"
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06-29-2005, 07:18 PM
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| Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 29
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My Mood: | LOL, just another email my mother sent me. I ususally get about 50 from her when she gets online! I hate going through all of them, so I only open the one's that look interesting to me! LOL
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06-29-2005, 08:38 PM
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| Brandon 1st Blood, Part 2  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri Age: 21
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My Mood:  |   thats funny stuff. and you have good ones too chris.
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06-30-2005, 07:30 AM
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| kats' british boy toy Honorary Crazed Psycho  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England Age: 36
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My Mood:   | LMAO... nice one
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that is funny better than all the ones i have.
cybastov
The Army is my husband's mistress and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention. 
