The Nun and St. Peter

Geronimo · 06-29-2005, 04:19 AM

A nun dies.
She goes to heaven ofcorse,
where Saint Petrt welcomes her with open arms.
She gets a tour like a queen.
Everything is so pretty and clean ans wonderful and.......
Then the come in a hallway where there is a awefull screaming behind one of the doors.
"Whats that ?" asked the nun ."Whats happing in there for heavens sake?"
"Oh", said Sint Peter,"dont pay attention to that,
thats the place where they drill holes in the back to put the wings on."
So they go on with the tour and everything is pretty and clean and wonderful again.........
Till they come on a second hall-way ,
where is more awefull screaming going on behind one door then in the other hallway?
"Whats is going on in there then?"asked the nun,
while she gets her hand infront of her mouth ,trying to hide her detest .
"Oh " , said Saint Peter, " dont pay attention to it ,
here they drill the holes in the back of the head to put the halo's on."
"Oh my goodness", said the nun, verry shocked now," i wont stay here !
What a bloody and cruel situation! I rather go to hell then !"
Now its Saint Peter to look indignant and he screams very
shocked :"But awefull things will happen in there,You dont want then to happen to you!
They will even rape you there!"
"Thats okay , i dont mind",said the nun," I already got a hole for that."

cybastov · 06-29-2005, 07:22 AM

Blasphemer.. to the pits of hell with you

p.s... it was rather funny

Geronimo · 06-29-2005, 07:23 AM

Yes it is.

Gilgar · 06-29-2005, 08:40 PM

hahahaha *tear* lol

Geronimo · 06-29-2005, 08:42 PM

hey Brandon...guess you liked that.

RunsonInsanity · 06-29-2005, 10:05 PM

that was funny!

CuteKitten2C · 06-30-2005, 08:36 AM

haha you are going to hell!

funny though

Geronimo · 06-30-2005, 08:38 AM

oh well I probably wont be lonely.

CuteKitten2C · 06-30-2005, 08:46 AM

nope. I will probably see you there!

Geronimo · 06-30-2005, 09:06 AM

I will be wearing the Deon Sanders Atlanta Falcons Jersey

CuteKitten2C · 06-30-2005, 09:10 AM

awesome! I'll look for ya!

Geronimo · 07-01-2005, 12:43 AM

sweet !

CuteKitten2C · 07-01-2005, 07:20 AM

we can have a party

06-29-2005, 04:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Geronimo Krazed Addicted Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Private Age: 34 Posts: 1,572 My Mood:	The Nun and St. Peter A nun dies. She goes to heaven ofcorse, where Saint Petrt welcomes her with open arms. She gets a tour like a queen. Everything is so pretty and clean ans wonderful and....... Then the come in a hallway where there is a awefull screaming behind one of the doors. "Whats that ?" asked the nun ."Whats happing in there for heavens sake?" "Oh", said Sint Peter,"dont pay attention to that, thats the place where they drill holes in the back to put the wings on." So they go on with the tour and everything is pretty and clean and wonderful again......... Till they come on a second hall-way , where is more awefull screaming going on behind one door then in the other hallway? "Whats is going on in there then?"asked the nun, while she gets her hand infront of her mouth ,trying to hide her detest . "Oh " , said Saint Peter, " dont pay attention to it , here they drill the holes in the back of the head to put the halo's on." "Oh my goodness", said the nun, verry shocked now," i wont stay here ! What a bloody and cruel situation! I rather go to hell then !" Now its Saint Peter to look indignant and he screams very shocked :"But awefull things will happen in there,You dont want then to happen to you! They will even rape you there!" "Thats okay , i dont mind",said the nun," I already got a hole for that."

06-29-2005, 07:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
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06-29-2005, 08:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
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